Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Pan Bashers

"Panoosh."

What is it?

Of course, a one-word answer would be too much and infinite explanations would never be enough.

Perhaps today we should examine a simple, tangible scenario in which I attempt to flow Nooshin' "poetry" off the cusp:

"Panoosh? Rhetoric meets its pissed-off, deformed stepbrother. Basement of the cathedral."

Nope. Too much. Excessive. Not panoosh. The end got too angsty.

PANOOSH: The fact that we're analyzing this at all and the fact that the strongest element driving Panoosh is the simple search for what IT IS in the first place, thus giving it an even more infinite and baffling purpose than any arguement a Pan Basher could throw at it
PANOOSH: The fact that the Pan Bashers are the most Panoosh
PANOOSH: The fact that it is not Panoosh to rate things on the 'Noosh scale, though breaking Panoosh rules is a necessity and the fact that it was necessary to rate on the 'Noosh scale in order to illustrate the idea that it is not Panoosh to rate things on the 'Noosh scale
PANOOSH: You know all of this.